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IMPERIOUS.
The Application · A Formality

A formality, in every sense.

The application consists of three parts. Each is required. None is negotiable.

Step I of III · Identity

The applicant.

We need a name and an address. For the rejection.

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Step II of III · Consideration

The offences.

Tell us what is wrong with them. Be specific. Vague submissions receive vague dismissals.

The more the House knows, the more precisely it may decline. Omissions will not be held against you; they will simply result in a more generic dismissal, which is a greater insult.
Step III of III · Settlement

The sponsor.

Someone must pay. The arrangement is beneath us. It is, regrettably, necessary.

The House accepts sponsorship from parties of sufficient means. We do not encourage the practice; we acknowledge it.
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Acknowledgement is required.
Consideration
$45
Correspondence
nil
Delivery
at our discretion
Total
$45
The fee is non-refundable. So is the outcome.
The House is deliberating.
This will not take long. The decision was made some time ago.
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